funny jokes.

okay i swear i cant help it but share to everyone. so do read and entertain yourself laughing! hahaha!

If it looks like a girl and sounds like a girl, then it is a girl.
If it looks like a boy and sounds like a girl, then it is Justin Bieber.

Boy's dad joined facebook.

Boy's status, "WTF."

Boy's dad asks, "what is WTF?"

Kid replies, "Welcome To Facebook"

Can you guess what does IDK stands for?
Student: i dont know.
Teacher: OMG! you are so smart.

I'll be back in 5 minutes
If i'm not back,
Read this again

"Mum Im bored"
"Well why dont u do revision or clean your room or help me?"
"Its okay I thought of something to do"

A foreign guy comes to America.
He learns Yes.
Forks&Knives.
Plug it in,Plug it in.
And a guy dies near his home.
Police:Did you kill him?
Man:Yes
Police:What did you will him with?
Man:Forks&Knives
Police:Time for the chair
Man:Plug it in,Plug it in

I want a man not a boy, therefore i will call my bpyfriend, MANFRIEND! HAHA!

How dare you call Justin Bieber gay! He's obviously a lesbian! jeez, get it right!

If someone throws Skittles at me and yells, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!" I'm going to throw a lollipop at them and yell back, "SUCK IT!"

If Youtube Twitter Myspace and Facbook came together it wuld be " You Twit My Face " XD

Mom: *hands food* "Be careful, it's hot."
You: "Okay." *takes food*
Mom: "Let it cool down, alright?"
You: -*Silence*
Mom: "Alright?"
You: "ALRIGHTTT." *mom leaves, picks up spoon, takes a bit, throws spoon down*

Person 1: Is it raining?
Person 2: No its snowing.
Person 1: No its not, its raining!
Person 2: Then why did you ask me if it was raining dumbass?

JUST FOR LAUGH GAGS.